Deer Pete     

Deer Pete,

I’ve been seeing this guy for about two month’s and he’s not in a band or anything, but he does like music. What should I do?

Julie – Tampa

Jules –

Buy the guy a drum set for his birthday and see if he’s got any rhythm. Drums are the easiest instrument to play, by far, so he still could get into a band someday with a small amount of effort ;) -DP

Deer Pete,

My mom’s always telling me that I play my drums too loud. But I like to play them loud! How can I tell her to leave me alone and let me play my drums loud?

Kevin – Charlotte

Kev –

Pretend you can’t hear what she’s saying. -DP

Deer Pete,

Why is that when I’m deer hunting I rarely see deer. Then when I’m not hunting I see them all the time?

Duke – Little Rock

Dukester,

We deer are a very smart breed. For example, you may walk past me on the street and not even know I’m a deer. And we are masters at adapting to our environment. Might I suggest you take up a more civilized sport such as surfing or fencing?? –DP

Email Deer Pete at DeerPete@TheYesMen.com – you may get your letter posted like these fans did.